Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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