she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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