That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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