.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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