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I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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