i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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