Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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