so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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