yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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