Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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