how can u be prego again
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
