She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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