just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
