There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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