I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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