***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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