I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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