Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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