Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i think im in europe. pls send help
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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