Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
This is my gift to your gina
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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