We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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