Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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