i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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