how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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