Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together