So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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