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• (650): View more from California

  Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..

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  You've kissed worse.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me

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• (631): View more from New York

  We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.

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  Most formal booty call EVER

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong

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