I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off