no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work