so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My pussy is not your playground.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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