I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
this boner is exhausting
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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