Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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