you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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