playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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