i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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