he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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