just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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