She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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