Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You did what with his pubic hair?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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