No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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