May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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