can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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