Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
She has the best kind of daddy issues
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
