Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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