she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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