Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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