escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
