Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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