These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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