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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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