are you still at the devil's house?
Non-Jews are for practice
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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