: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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