How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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