kristin has been a bad kristin
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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