whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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