Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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