But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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