That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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