a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i just google imaged poop.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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