yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize