where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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