bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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