So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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